No, no, no, hear me out on this one. Trump’s been apparently sitting on the CONCLUSIVE evidence of election fraud. For realsies this time, guyz, seriously. This will be a total EXONERATION and Fani will be forced to drop the case and beg forgiveness of his royal orangeness, Stay tuned, because something this big shouldn’t be brought up in a court of law! It deserves a press conference. Maybe one at the Four Seasons. It’ll be beautiful, some say it might even be the best report ever.
In this report, I’m sure Trump will have conclusive and irrefutable proof that all of these people are lying:
- Secretaries of States of all 50 US states
- The Department of Justice
- The Supreme Court (and 3 judges he appointed), in dismissing his election lawsuits
- Judges/courts presiding over more than 60 election lawsuits that Trump and team filed
- Mike Pence
- Trump’s Attorney General, Bill Barr
- Department of Defense head of cybersecurity
- Republican head of cyber security
- Domestic and international election watch dogs
- Election audits
- Dozens of vote recounts